thyrell:

thyrell:

a necromancer is just a really late healer

“you’re too late, doc, he’s…he’s already dead…”

*cracks knuckles* i didnt get my medical license revoked for nothing

(via glitchrunrabbit)

witch-with-a-dick:

australopithecusrex:

just-shower-thoughts:

How long does someone have to be dead before it’s considered archeology instead of grave robbing?

as an archaeologist, i find this a veRY AWKWARD QUESTION

answer the question grave robber

(via matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll)

actual-lionsandtrolls:

better concept: necromancers wearing heelies under their robes to achieve that Creepy Glide™

(Source: krugemama, via glitchrunrabbit)